Monster jam tailgating, daughters bday party, you've painted a vivid picture.
I'd park the old Camero and lifted trucks (without muffler of course) where HB mention. Hopefully it'll be a good day to take the garbage bag off the window and let the mullet flow in the wind. I'd also suggest a can of skoal in each goodie bag. Stock that cooler full of Busch and your golden.